A hint of color is all I can ask for

So what are you really telling me?

Is it possible that the sites i frequent are tasteless or do I simply have no taste? Adjectives such as these can really scrape one's self-esteem especially in this cruel and unforgiving world.

In other news, Ive taken up landscaping as a hobby. Well, fertilization to be exact. I find feeding plants to be somewhat of an aphrodisiac if you will, a good stimulant in said cruel world.



that, or the fuckers will just die if no one does it.

Fertilization aside, check out this crafty machine.. circa 1940ish.



It will be mine and when it is, I will call it Bastardo

Gotta be in it to win it

Wake me when its over

Much to say for the month of March. I'll choose not to bore you with the details, mostly because I'm too lazy to transfer my thoughts to my finger tips but mainly because you probably wouldn't give a fuck anyways. There is however one event that closed the month out which deserves mention. My good pal Marcel's nuptial.

It was one of those shuffle board playing....



Chuck Taylor wearing...



kids playing with fire....



beach kind of weddings.



It was a beauteous wedding, one in which I was proud to be a part of. All was perfect except a bit dark in some areas, I took the liberty of lighting up a palm here and there. Why? because I can.




When you attend weddings, the bride and groom always express their many thanks and appreciation for taking the time to celebrate their special day with them, which of course they so eloquently did. But in this case, I'd like to switch things up a bit and thank them. Not only for the great eats, entertainment and good company but for more so the chance to enjoy the...



As they say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.


So, here's to you Amanda and Marcel

You're Fired

After many long years of devoted service, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. I want to take this opportunity to thank you and I wish you the very best in your future endeavors.